by Monreale
I went over to the local
mall this Friday afternoon. Although
it's only 10 minutes away, I hadn't been there in a long time. I bought new
glasses from Costco and they needed fitting. I figured Lenscrafters would do a
better job than Costco, and they did.
For those who don't know
it, this mall is big. Anchored by Macy's, Sears and Penny's, it has some 170
stores and restaurants.
After the fitting, I
went for a walk. My conscience (and my oldest daughter) has been after me to
walk more so I set out to walk the length of the mall, both levels.
What I saw was a
revelation. Some 80 to 90 % of the shoppers looked peculiar to me. Every
conceivable ethnicity, language and, of course, race seemed to be represented.
Even though I'm not one myself I was hoping to see a few WASPS. Somehow, that
would have reassured me.
The clothing worn was to
me odd. It's 85 degrees in California today. Why did some people wear long
coats? To balance that, I suppose, some wore next to nothing. The jeans wearers
were obviously competing as to whose jeans could stay up while having the most
holes. Over large farmer's overalls were seen next to slinky, skin-tight
dresses and slacks. There seemed to be no attempt to wear compatible colors--it
was color chaos. Shoes competed with sandals competed with a kind of slipper
sox and even bare feet.
Then there was the
"body adornment." Piercings everywhere. Eyebrows, noses, cheeks,
lips, tongues, backs of the neck. Earlobes punctured with big, round black
objects, sometimes with strange devices hanging from them. Tattoos covering one
arm, covering both arms, one leg, both legs, on necks edging up to the
face. Striking configurations of facial hair--tufts, forests and
everything in between. Heads shaved, partly shaved, shaved on top with ringlets
hanging down on the sides, big bubble afros, dreadlocks.
It seemed to me that I
had suddenly been transported to a kind of alien colony. And then it hit me. I
was the alien.